your local gator lady

imstuckathome12:

where-is-vriska:

imstuckathome12:

Idk why but i find it funny that the lake im staying by is called Lake Gender

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how dare you make the funniest joke ever and hide it in the tags

Which popular blog reblogged this


me as a therapist

cuckroach:

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask



dreamycloud1:

milesnsmiles:

sebanstianstan:

sebanstianstan:

sebanstianstan:

if you’re white. being,,,not straight ,,does not give you a “poc card”. i think a lot of you think it does. like being ,,not straight,,does not mean you can seperate yourself from other white people.

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@appuzzoclay nicely said

white people. you can reblog this. especially if you’re not straight.

[ID:  In the first reblog, a screenshot of a reply from user appuzzoclay saying, “One’s sexual orientation and/or gender identity does not dismiss their white privilege!”]

I’m gay and trans af but at the end of the day I’m still white. I’ll never have to face racism.


inactiveblogger:

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.


ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around